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• Supreme Court Dismisses Trump’s Charges, Ruling ‘Insignificance of Crimes Pales Next to Actual Presidency,’ Stuns Both Political Poles
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• Busy High School Teacher Admits She Doesn’t Have Time to Promote The Gay Agenda
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